It's rare that I dream of celebrities but lately I've been dreaming a lot about Jake Gyllenhaal, when I'm not dreaming about Korea. I don't know why. It could have something to do with a picture of him shirtless and wearing a Santa hat. He looked scrumptious.
He doesn't get me all hot and bothered by the way. I just get really hungry. I don't think I've gotten over my men-are-just-pieces-of-meat phase. That's probably why I'm still single.
I was hoping to get a chance to talk to Gropey (Dilbert) today. He hasn't been to work. I will just have to muster up the courage to call him and tell him over the phone I can't see him anymore. I don't want to risk dying from having his tongue lodged in my throat. He'll understand. I hope.
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Wednesday, January 04, 2006
I Dream of Jake
Posted by Shavonne at 10:16 PM
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Dilbert will be crushed!! Now he will have no one!! LOL
i hope you were able to cut him down. anybody who gotta grope don't need a mate, they need their hands cut off.
Darth-
I'm sure he's got some other spring chicken in the works. He won't be too crushed.
Nikki-
No shit. It's like he had eight hands instead of two. When I get the opportunity to tell him I won't see him anymore I'm going to fill him in on exactly why. Hopefully he'll be the gentleman I know he can be with the next woman.
who is Gropey? Dag now I have to go back and read.
I think I saw the same picture of Jake before. That man is perfection.
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