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Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Is it true that.....

I haven't had much luck on Plentyoffish. Most of the people on that website are looking for girlfriends or a piece of arse. I have been exchanging emails with this Asian guy the last couple of days.

Yeah, it's no secret. I interracially date. I've dated the whole rainbow. I love and hate indiscriminately.

The down side to interracially dating is most of the guys out there have never dated a black woman. And this is even true for black men, at least in California.

But I'm not talking about black men because there's not much to say, though I'm sure they get asked extremely stupid questions from non-black females like Is it really true that all black men have big dicks? (It isn't true by the way.)

My Asian friend didn't ask me anything like that but he did ask me something really stupid nonetheless.

"Is it true that most black people hate mayonnaise?? Yes Undercova Brotha is one of my all time favorite movies!"
It's an innocent question considering who it's coming from. And it really got me thinking about mayonnaise. I mean I don't hate it. In fact when I was an itty bitty I used to eat mayonnaise sandwiches and I loved them. I asked my mom if she knew of any black people that hated mayo and she said, "If you grew up poor you loved mayo. I only know of white folks that don't like it."

I could only think of a few...danggit. I've done it again. I lost my focus and interest in this subject.

Usually when people start off a sentence with "Is it true that.." it's always something stupid. In his, case he not only asked a stupid question but he has bad taste in movies. I haven't responded yet to his email but I wonder how he would feel if I asked him "Is it true that all Asian men have small penises?"

Do you think he'd like that?

8 comments:

Ryan said...

lol this is great.

I hate mayo so much. If mayo touches me anywhere I will have a fit and swallow my own tongue.

I don't think I've ever seen an Asian man with a black woman. That's fantastic and I would be in favor of you having a relationship with this guy except for one thing.

What kind of maniac admits Undercover Brotha is one of their all time favorite movies?!

winz said...

lol! i didn't know that black people are supposed to hate mayo...

on a side note, how's your novel getting along?

nikki said...

LMAO!

ASK HIM! ASK HIM!

i bet his ass won't be asking you any more stupid questions. btw, i like mayo, but only if it's in egg or potato salad or on a cold cut sammich. otherwise, YUCK.

Shavonne said...

Ryan-

Actually the Black female/Asian male coupling happened quite a bit in the past. I had a friend that was a quarter black (his grandmother was the black relative), quarter Chinese, and half Japanese.

I have a female cousin that's engaged to a Filipino.

Shavonne said...

Winz-

My novel is going. I won't meet the 50,000 word goal by Jan 31st, but hey, at least I'm writing.

Shavonne said...

Nikki-

I wanted to but couldn't bring myself to do it. He'd probably get offended and I don't want that.

Shavonne said...

Surviving

I've discovered there's a difference between mayo and miracle whip. I thought miracle whip was just a fancy name for mayo but apparently not.

Cynthia said...

I don't like mayo either.